Wednesday, December 15, 2010

smokeurobinson presents..."Smoke In Ya Face Cream"

The following is a paid advertisement for Smoke In Ya Face cream; The new acne fighting cream that has become a Hollywood craze and is taking the cosmetic world by storm.




Proactive wasn't working for Alicia Keys





Alicia Keys: "I have facial hair that I shave on the regular so actually I dont have pimples, I'm just plagued with razor bumps.





...."But Proactive came to me with 1 million dollars and said "lie for us please" so I played along.











....and as you can see that Proactive shit don't work."









But along comes Dr Smoke with a tried and true formula for ridding the face of acne, razor bumps and any other type of facial blemish.....












Dr Smoke: I carfefully examined Alicia's body. I wanted to get a good observation of her specific skin type this way I could properly conclude what would be best for her specific problem.

















Dr Smoke: "I introduced Alicia to my special recipe called SmokeInYourFace Cream....



....."When this homemade recipe which comes in an 11 inch tube is applied on the face The results are amazing.









After 1 application Alicia Keys' face is left with no blemeshis or spots












Jessica Alba was plagued with terrible acne during her pregnancy








But after she dropped that baby and those stitches fell out she called Dr Smoke for his special ointment. And he didnt hesitate to make a house call.






Dr Smoke: "I explained to Jessica that it would take a special mix of SmokeInYourface cream for her skin color so me and my collegue went right to work on the mix









The first few minutes of the procedure may cause a lil discomfortable but me and my collegues are professionals and within minutes we had Jessica well relaxed and ready for the final application.











....with 2 different mixes of special blend cream Jessica would soon bear witness to the magic of SmokeInYourFace"










The results are undeniable....









Dr Smoke: Me and my homie have partnered together to help many celebrities with their acne problems













But don't just take my word for it...Ask these satisfied customers:




Rihanna: I had a few breakouts on my face that I didnt really think were that big of a deal...

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...But Dr Smoke insisted that I get his special treatment to help with my facial blemishes and he sent his crew of experts to my location



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...Even tho it was against my original wishes I finally gave in and before you know it I was actually enjoying all the attention I was getting. Dr Smoke goes out of his way to make his patients feel special.





....I was doubtful at first but after one application of Dr Smokes special cold creame, I was convinced.







....No more pimples, moles or Chris Brown knuckle prints....Thank you Dr Smoke.



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Beyonce: I love this stuff. I even use it as a body lotion for that diva glow right before I hit the stage.













Shakara: La Crema de SmokeInYourFace no está, justo como mis caderas

(translation: SmokeInYourFace Cream doesn't lie, just like my hips)

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Mariah: I've tried many face creams but SmokeInYourFace is the best. It even has a sweet peachy smell. I use it as a night mask and in the morning after peeling it off my face I stick my fingers in my husbands mouth to wake him up and he always asks "are you making peach pancakes for breakfast again?"


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Mandy Moore: I really don't have an acne problem but its just something about the way the bottle is shaped that makes me wanna rub this stuff in my face forever.


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Taylor Swift:

I love the pretreatment more then anything.......








......I usually use it as a sun tan lotion and it leaves my whole body feeling nourished and refreshed



























Katy Perry: My inspiration for the song "Fireworks" actually came from the way "Smoke In ya face" cream comes out of the tube. 


















P Diddy: I dont know why Dr Smoke hasn't sent me a sample of his special formula that everyone is talking about. I asked Alicia Keys to hook me up with some of hers but she started barking so I left it at that. Dr Smoke..whats up with that?












Christina Agulara: I've been a slut ever since I had sex with my cousin as a preteen so i've been known to come across a few bumps and blisters every now and then











....But once I was introduced to the miracle of SmokeInYourface....I've found myself getting 
monthly treatments









...Now it seems like my duty to tell everyone about the magic that it produces and thats why I cant keep my mouth closed about it.







Thank You Dr Smoke.














Warning: (and this rule is so underated) SmokeInYourface is to be applied externally only.....never apply internally.











Mel B didnt follow the instructions properly and now Eddie has to pay the consequences because Dr Smoke is not responsible for any side affects that may occur due lack of paying attention to the warnings of not applying internaly.




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Warning: SmokeInYourFace Cream is not for minors.


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Warning: SmokeInYourFace may be harmful if swallowed









So ladies...Pick up the phone and call Now.....Supplies are limited because I am not a fucking machine


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Don't be fooled by imitations.



















Order your tube of Smoke In Your Face cream. You too can have the face of a Hollywood superstar